Lime Forced to Clarify Rental E-Bikes Are 'Not for Jousting' After Armored Knights Ride London
What actually happened: Lime says its e-bikes are not for jousting after viral London video
IDIOCRACY LEVEL: 7/10
Two men in armor jousted with lances on Lime rental e-bikes in a London park, calling it performance art. The video went viral, and Lime warned people not to copy it. The artist announced a second joust for October 31.
Citizens of 2505, a rental bicycle company has had to remind the public that its vehicles are intended for commuting, not for medieval combat. Two armored men charged at each other with lances in a London park, and the video spread widely. The organizer called it art and promptly scheduled a sequel. The company's safety notice is the first known legal disclaimer against knights. Ow, my balls would be the likely outcome.